time for good food & family, those far and those near.
it's time to make all your holiday wishes come true.
wait, hang on, i mean mine - here's my wishlist for you!
if you're paying attention and looking for a hint,
the following presents sure would make me grin.
first off, i lost my most favorite pair of sunglasses.
they fell off of my shirt and stuck like molasses
to either the floor of a local DD,
or somewhere in produce junction; don't know where they could be!
so if you want to help lessen my squint,
these exact ray bans are your first big hint.
next you may have noticed, i've become quite the glutton
my growing belly makes things real hard to button.
i'd love this next item, you'd sure be the best,
if you gifted me with this sweet shearling vest!
i'm also having trouble putting on shoes.
to be honest my calves just give me the blues.
but if these brown suede boots make it under the tree,
they'll fit over my calves and make me giddy!
now what's a plain tee shirt without some cute bling?
a j.crew bib necklace would be just the thing.
it would help me adorn all my maternity frocks
even if i'm just sitting at home in sweatpants and socks.
now lastly you're thinking, natalie's lost her mind
what's this item doing here for you to find
if you're stuck, can't decide, it's just as well
because i will never, ever say no to chanel.
so there you have it, my little old list
i don't think there's much that i may have missed.
oh but wait, i forgot, my biggest wish is for you
to have a very merry christmas, and a happy new year too!
[i'm lame, get over it.]